Banta: Advantage of exercise is, you fall asleep when you hit the bed. Santa: Start drinking, you'll fall asleep even before you hit the bed!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Santa called on Flipkart's helpdesk. Santa: Is it Flipkart? Flipkart: Yes sir. Santa: My wife has given birth to a baby boy. Flipkart: So what? Santa: It will be better If you provide me the cash offered by you. Flipkart: Hey... which cash? Santa: Aren't you that company who told in the advertisement 'Cash on delivery is available'?31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Banta: What happened, why are you so sad? Santa: I don't know, why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet? Santa: Beer in each hand!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Banta: Why did you paint your lawn blue? Santa: So that 'Google Earth' think I've got a swimming pool!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Banta: What are a married man's two greatest assets? Santa: A closed mouth and an open wallet!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes