Jeeto was learning driving from Santa. Jeeto: I do not know what to do. Santa: Just imagine that I am driving! 31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: Why doesn't China play Cricket? Santa: Actually, ICC doesn't want them to play the game because everyone looks the same. If someone gets out, he shall go to the pavilion, wash his face and come out to bat again! 31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot. Banta: How come? Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: Advantage of exercise is, you fall asleep when you hit the bed. Santa: Start drinking, you'll fall asleep even before you hit the bed!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party. Banta: No I wasn't. Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home. Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving. Santa: The party was at your house!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Salesman: Sir, Cockroach Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? Santa: Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte. Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega! The salesman fainted!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >