Santa: What's green and has wheels? Banta: Ummm! Don't know. Santa: Grass, I lied about the wheels!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa went to a wish well with his wife Jeeto. Santa bent down, threw a coin and made a wish. Jeeto bent down a little more and fell into the well. Santa shouted, "O Teri... It works!"31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours. Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
American: Do you guys call your wives 'Honey' in your native language? Santa: No, we call them 'Bee-Bee' - they sting twice as hard as the honey bee!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: Could you fix the volume on my car horn? Mechanic: Is it broken? Santa: No, but the brakes are!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule. Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >