Santa goes to a petrol pump.. He reads notice: DON’T USE MOBIL PHONE HERE He picks his cell, call everyone & says: DON’T CALL ME NOW, I am at Petrol Pump.23 May 2012Hindi JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa Dials a Number.. A girl received Santa: Hello Kaun? Girl: Main Seeta Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.. Sorry “MAATE”..!!28 Apr 2012Hindi JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge? Ricksha wala: 50 Santa: 20 le lo. Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega. Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega..01 Jun 2012Hindi JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho, mere PATI Aa gaye SANTA utha, khidki se kud gaya, Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala mein hi to uska pati hu!!15 Apr 2012Hindi JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho! Girl: Mere dad Chinese the. Santa: Wo kaha hai! Girl: Mar gaye. Santa: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!14 Apr 2012Hindi JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Taxi Wala: Sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya. Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.04 Jun 2012Hindi JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >