Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge.. Santa ne apna sir pakda. Dr: Kya hua Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.20 Jun 2012Hindi JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: How to lose an argument with a woman? Santa: Try to argue with her!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Pappu returns from school and says he got an 'F' in Maths. 'Why?' asks his father? The teacher asked, "How much is 2x3 and I said 6, replies Pappu. Santa: But that's right! Yeah, but then she asked me, "How much is 3x2?", adds Pappu. "What's the f**king difference?" asks Santa. Pappu: That's what I said!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya Baahar aakar bola O banta, abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he09 Jul 2012Hindi JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: Doctor Sahab Main Sidha Khadaa Rahkar Halka Sa Jhukkar Apni Baayen Pair Ko Ghutne Se Modakar Sidha Karta Hu Fir Dahine Pair Ko Ghutne Se Modakar Sidha Karta Hu Tab Meri Kamar Men Dard Hota Hai! Doctor: To Aap Aisa Karte Kyon Hain? Santa: To Men Apna Kacha Kaise Pahnu?31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa telling Pappu the spelling of 'assassination'. One ass; another ass behind; 'I' am behind it; and behind 'I' is the whole nation!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >