Santa: Darling Tum Khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi Ho Jeeto: Tumne Kaise Jaana? Santa: Tumhe Dekh Ke Toh Ab Rotiyan Bhi Jalne Lagi Hai.31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Jeeto: If I fire the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Santa: I don't have to pay you, you will get my entire insurance amount!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: How to lose an argument with a woman? Santa: Try to argue with her!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: My wife believes in the adage - there are two sides to every question. Banta: Hmmm... I am listening. Santa: They are - her side and the wrong side! 31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa to Banta: I and my wife are really very compatible. Banta: You may call me rude but frankly, I don't find any similarity! Santa: You see, my wife hates the sight of me when I'm drunk, and I hate the sight of her when I'm sober!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: You have got a double-chin. Santa: It's not my fault. Banta: How come? Santa: When God was giving out chins, I thought he said Gin. So I said, I'll have a double!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >