Banta: What is a Vote Bank? Santa: A bank where people deposit hopes and politicians turn those into power to reap heavy interest rates for 5 years!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: I need salary increment. 3 other companies are after me. Boss: Really, which 3? Santa: Electricity, Mobile and Credit Card!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: This restaurant I went to last night is like a Moon. Banta: Is it so exorbitant? Santa: No, it's cheap. But it has no atmosphere!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: This report card should be underwater! Pappu: Because It's so wet? Santa: No, because it's below 'C' level!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet. Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa writes to S.B.I.: "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I just want to know whether it refers to mine or the bank!"31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >