Santa: A Police car brought me home drunk last night and... Banta: And? Santa: And I have no idea where I stole it from!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa to his friend's son, "So what do you do?" Friend's son: Uncle, I'm a naval surgeon? Santa: My, how you doctors specialize!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: Why did Sanjay Dutt got jailed and Salman Khan got acquitted? Santa: Because they both wanted it that way. Banta: Don't understand... Santa: Sanjay Dutt wanted to escape his wife from time to time, thus jail and even furloughs. And Salman hired the best because he didn't have a wife from who to escape! 31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: Yaar Tumne Toh 'Love Marriage' Ki Hai Phir Kyon Udas Ho? Santa: Shaadi Se Pehle Jo Maine Vaade Kiye The Use Abhi Bhi Sab Yaad Hain!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: Why is Santa Claus always a man? Santa: Because no woman will wear the same dress year after year!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: You must have been born on a highway? Jeeto:Why? Santa: Because that's where most accidents happen!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >