Jeeto (as husband is leaving): Dear, will you remember to bring home something for the rats this evening? Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: Why is your wife shouting at you? Santa: Instead of posting her photo on Facebook, by mistake I uploaded it on OLX!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: What is the definition of a husband? Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa went to a restaurant in China. Waiter: Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue and Frog's Legs. Santa: I am not a doctor who can address your health problems. I am hungry. So just get me a Menu Card!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: What do you mean by telling everyone I am deaf and dumb? Santa: That's not true. I never said you were deaf!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: Yaar Tumne Toh 'Love Marriage' Ki Hai Phir Kyon Udas Ho? Santa: Shaadi Se Pehle Jo Maine Vaade Kiye The Use Abhi Bhi Sab Yaad Hain!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >