Santa: You must have been born on a highway? Jeeto:Why? Santa: Because that's where most accidents happen!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market. Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store. Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state. Jeeto: Where've you been? Santa: Can't you guess where I've been? Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: Aaj Toh Main 5 Rupay Ke 3 Pyaaz Le Aaya. Jeeto (Excited): Arey Waah! Woh Kaise? Santa: Pyaaz Wale Ne To 5 Rupay Ka 1 Hi Diya Tha, Ek Main Utha Ke Bhag Aaya, Aur 1 Usne Mujhe Phenk Ke Mara!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Santa : Yes. A good doctor!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you. Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >