Banta was recording his infant son's mumbling. Santa: Oye! What are you doing? Banta: Recording my baby's voice. Santa: Why? Banta: When he grows up, I would make him hear it and ask, as to what actually did he meant by this...31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Santa : Yes. A good doctor!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: Crime figures show that your car is most likely to be stolen when it's parked outside your house. Banta: Yeah, I know. But mine would never be stolen. Santa: Why? Banta: I park it outside my neighbour's house!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages? Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them?31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: What is the definition of a husband? Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: This mutton is under-cooked. Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking. Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right away! 31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >