Banta: What do men and beer bottles have in common? Santa: They are both empty from the neck up!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: What happened, you look terrible. Santa: Yeah. I am starved. Banta: But why? Santa: Because my wife is dieting!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals? Santa: Yes, I remember. Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now? Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: What are you planning to do today? Santa: Nothing. Banta: Isn't that what you did yesterday? Santa: I haven't finished!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa called on Flipkart's helpdesk. Santa: Is it Flipkart? Flipkart: Yes sir. Santa: My wife has given birth to a baby boy. Flipkart: So what? Santa: It will be better If you provide me the cash offered by you. Flipkart: Hey... which cash? Santa: Aren't you that company who told in the advertisement 'Cash on delivery is available'?31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters. Banta: Why? Santa: Because they know good plots!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >