Santa: A Police car brought me home drunk last night and... Banta: And? Santa: And I have no idea where I stole it from!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: I was drinking at a bar so I took bus home. Banta: So what was the big deal? Santa: That may not seem like a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: Dukh Hamesha Saath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi Aati-Jati Rehti Hai. Please explain in english. Santa: My wife is with me, but her sister visits occasionally!!!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Jeeto: Ye Aap Ki Shirt Per Lipstick Ka Nishaan Kahan Se Aaya? Santa: Mein Khud Pareshan Hu Nishan Dekh Kar. Maine Toh Uss Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi...31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Shaadi Mein DJ Ne Announce Kiya: Jisko Dance Nahi Karna, Woh Jaake Apni Bhains Charaye. Santa (Apni Wife Jeeto Se): Chalo Darling, Khana Khate Hein!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: Aaj Toh Main 5 Rupay Ke 3 Pyaaz Le Aaya. Jeeto (Excited): Arey Waah! Woh Kaise? Santa: Pyaaz Wale Ne To 5 Rupay Ka 1 Hi Diya Tha, Ek Main Utha Ke Bhag Aaya, Aur 1 Usne Mujhe Phenk Ke Mara!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >