Jeeto: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Ki Tumhari Rani Naam Ki Ek Aur Patni Bhi Hai? Santa: Bataya Toh Tha Tumhe Rani Ki Tarah Rakhunga!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Pappu: Papa Aako Mummy Main Kya Accha Laga Jo Aapne Unse Shaadi Kar Li? Santa: Uski Gaal Pe Vo Kaala Til.. Pappu: Kya Baat Hai Papa Itni Choti Si Cheez Ke Liye Itni Badi Museebat Mol Le Li...!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Jeeto: Suno Ji Jab Hamaari Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Thi Toh Jab Main Khana Bana Kar Laati Thi To Tum Khud Kam Khaate The, Mujhe Zyada Khilate The! Santa: Toh? Jeeto: Toh Ab Aisa Kyon Nahi Karte? Santa: Kyonki Ab Tum Achha Khana Banana Seekh Gayi Ho!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Fakir: Aee Husn Ki Malika Andhe Ko 5 Rupaye De De! Santa: De De, Bechara Sach Mein Hi Andha Lag Raha Hai...!!!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Shaadi Ki Raat Santa Ko Samjh Nahin Aaya Ki Baat Shuru Kaise Ki Jaaye. Aadha Ghanta Beet Gaya Kamre Mein Sannata...Thoda Khansne Ke Baad Santa Apni Patni Se Bola, 'Aapke Ghar Walon Ko Pata Hai Ki Aap Aaj Yahin Rukengi...'31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa:You know Google is a woman? Banta: Why? Santa: Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >