Santa: If marriages are made in heaven, than what is made in Hell? Banta: The days after marriage!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Jeeto: Suno Ji Jab Hamaari Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Thi Toh Jab Main Khana Bana Kar Laati Thi To Tum Khud Kam Khaate The, Mujhe Zyada Khilate The! Santa: Toh? Jeeto: Toh Ab Aisa Kyon Nahi Karte? Santa: Kyonki Ab Tum Achha Khana Banana Seekh Gayi Ho!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: I gifted my wife a diamond necklace on her birthday and she didn't speak to me for 6 months. Banta: Why? Was the necklace fake? Santa: Nooooo! That was the deal!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa went to a restaurant in China. Santa: Waiter, there's cockroach in my salad. Waiter: Please don't shout, sir. Or else the other customers will be asking for one, too!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Fakir: Aee Husn Ki Malika Andhe Ko 5 Rupaye De De! Santa: De De, Bechara Sach Mein Hi Andha Lag Raha Hai...!!!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: LG has brought out these new refrigerators with Wi-Fi. WTF? Banta: That's cool! Santa: Yeah like my chicken and eggs want to watch YouTube videos!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >