Santa was confused after his marriage. He didn't know how to initiate the conversation on the wedding night. After a lot of courage, he asks his wife, "I hope your folks are aware that you're going to stay overnight with me?"31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle. Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape? Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left! 31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: What's the matter, today you're getting a lot of "I love you" messages. Banta: Bhaji, I am not that lucky. Today I brought my wife's mobile!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: Did you you go to the doctor for your ailment? Santa: Yes, I did. Banta: Did he find out what you had? Santa: Very nearly. Banta: What do you mean, very nearly? Santa: Well, I had 450 bucks and he charged me 400!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: Who spoils Men - Wine or Women? Banta: Both - when Wine is old and Woman is young!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: What's the matter, Santa - you look terrible. Santa: Yeah. I am starved. Banta: Why? Santa: My wife's dieting!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >