Santa: Some people tell me to be myself. Banta: Yeah, it's good for self-esteem. Santa: But I always get in trouble when I do!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: Did you you go to the doctor for your ailment? Santa: Yes, I did. Banta: Did he find out what you had? Santa: Very nearly. Banta: What do you mean, very nearly? Santa: Well, I had 450 bucks and he charged me 400!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton? Banta: How's Newton responsible for it? Santa: Gravity always gets me down! 31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot. Banta: How come? Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: What did you do with the money you robbed from the bank? Banta: I deposited it in the same bank! 31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa to a fellow Delhi Metro passenger, "Pardon me, when does Connaught Place station arrive?" Fellow Passenger: Just watch me get off one station after you do. Santa: Thank you!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >