Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria. Pappu: Here it is, Sir. Teacher: Where? You haven't drawn anything. Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu खेत में पेट खाली कर रहा था, उसने दो बार हवा छोङी ……….. पुर …… पुर …… एक सुअर और उसका बेटा ये सब देख रहे थे । बेटा -“माँ, मुझे भूख लगी है ….” सुअर – रुक जा बेटा, एक सिटी और लगने दे …………31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesNatkhat Jokes div >
Pappu: Papa, how do they catch lunatics? Santa: With lipstick, beautiful dresses and pretty smiles!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Teacher: What does a chicken gives you? Bunty: Eggs. Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you? Raju: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you? Pappu: Homework!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Girlfriend: Will you marry me? Pappu: Yes. Girlfriend: When? Pappu: As soon as I complete CA. Girlfriend: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai Toh Na Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain. Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >