Teacher: What does a chicken gives you? Bunty: Eggs. Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you? Raju: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you? Pappu: Homework!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: Do you know how long cows should be milked? Pappu: The same as short ones.31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Girlfriend: Will you marry me? Pappu: Yes. Girlfriend: When? Pappu: As soon as I complete CA. Girlfriend: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai Toh Na Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu: My girlfriend is a perfect woman driver. Bunty: Wow, that's great! Why don't you make her participate in car rallies? Pappu: Come on. Actually, she's a perfect driver because she doesn't drive! 31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu खेत में पेट खाली कर रहा था, उसने दो बार हवा छोङी ……….. पुर …… पुर …… एक सुअर और उसका बेटा ये सब देख रहे थे । बेटा -“माँ, मुझे भूख लगी है ….” सुअर – रुक जा बेटा, एक सिटी और लगने दे …………31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesNatkhat Jokes div >
Pappu: Papa, how do they catch lunatics? Santa: With lipstick, beautiful dresses and pretty smiles!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >